Freedom of speech

Discovered something this week that i already knew, that as a guy, wen u date a chic, u lose that right that allows you your freedom of speech. I found out that it actually goes deeper than that, that u don't have to be dating the girl in order for u to lose your right...as soon as she knows that u like her, its over for u, she will take anything and everything u say personally...
If u a thug (o wanna be like me) u can still continue using, not even abusing, your constitutional right, but be sure of this, she will get upset, and not tell u, but believe me, you will know, it usually starts wit  you getting the cold shoulder, accompanied by one word answers and unreplied texts, and wen you ask whats up, all you get is  i'm fine and that's wen you know that your are screwed( actually not screwed if you get my drift)
Now you have to start going out of your way to try get back in her good books...nd that's never a pretty sight, busy caring her handbag, attending lunches wit those ghetto friends of hers that u don't like, making her breakfast in bed(if she agree to come over) cuddling afterwards...lmao
So my advice to the guys out there is to stay single, nd don't let them know that u like them!!!! But if its already too late, then don't try to fight it, she controls you now... just go wit it.lol

ps - if they read this blog i might be (not) screwed as well