WIFE MATERIAL

So at some point in my life i decided to draw up a list of what qualities i wanted from a girl i was gonna date...My own Meagan Good

PLIZ NOTE, IF YOU FIND LOVE, SCREW THE LIST, COZ LOVE ALWAYS MAKES A PLAN  




1) Long hair
Even if its fake i'm still cool with it, but i think i have a real phobia of bold chics, this one time i even tried talking to one, nd i couldn't take my eyes off her head...so this is a MUST...nd i think the'd also get jealous of my long, flowing, soft hair (this is my blog, i'm allowed to stretch the truth to look cooler.lol) 

2) Loves my family and friends 
This is THE most important thing for me coz i'm part of a really large family, so i have a million cousins and as one of the older cousins, most of them look up to me to take care of them, i'll need someone who is gonna help me out coz i cant always be there all the time

3) Respectful
I've always felt that if i go down on one knee to propose to her, she should be willing to go down on both knees wen giving me my food.lmao 

4) Christian
She has to love and fear God...coz i know i'm 99% perfect but, during those 1% moments, i'll need someone who is gonna remind me where to go..., not someone who is gonna take me to drown my sorrows at a tavern (not even a bar)

5) Loves stand-up comedy
Katt Williams is a must, if u dont get his humour, then u wont get me...nd u'll always be lost wen my cousins speak coz they speak comedy.lmao

6) Does NOT drink o smoke
Occasional Weed nd wine is cool...i'm not looking for a nun...unless if its during role playing...*naughty smile*

7) Small Waist
Ok, ppl dont understand how a small waist emphasises the best part of an woman... BOOOOOOTTTTTAAAAAYYY *A$$! A$$! A$$! A$$! A$$! A$$! A$$!*

8) Believes in me
She must question some of the decisions i make but trust me in those situations wen i'm taking risks that might not work out...she must believe in me

9)Look Good in anything
By anything i mean UGGS...she needs to be cute enough to pull the 'uggs look' in public...be comfortable and cool at the same time

Special thanks to all the people who influenced this list, directly or indirectly

Bedroom Yoga

This is jus for those ladies who wanna keep it interesting in the bedroom....one word Exercise!!! Nd Master Sonke will show u how!!!!! Master Sonke used to be a P.E teacher, then he became one of South Africa's best Yoga instructors...that how he got th 'Master' tittle.lmao #Death

This can also help guys last longer...

My Bestie, Fezy

this is jus to tell ppl that i know a girl called FEZY...she is my bestie, always been there for me!!!! she understands me...she is my bff, and i think whoever i date will have to understand our relationship...she can, nd will call me btwn 10pm and 2am... and i will answer, regardless of who is sleeping next to/on top of me.lmao
yes thats her!!!! she always knows wat to say/ do to make me laugh

Freedom of speech

Discovered something this week that i already knew, that as a guy, wen u date a chic, u lose that right that allows you your freedom of speech. I found out that it actually goes deeper than that, that u don't have to be dating the girl in order for u to lose your right...as soon as she knows that u like her, its over for u, she will take anything and everything u say personally...
If u a thug (o wanna be like me) u can still continue using, not even abusing, your constitutional right, but be sure of this, she will get upset, and not tell u, but believe me, you will know, it usually starts wit  you getting the cold shoulder, accompanied by one word answers and unreplied texts, and wen you ask whats up, all you get is  i'm fine and that's wen you know that your are screwed( actually not screwed if you get my drift)
Now you have to start going out of your way to try get back in her good books...nd that's never a pretty sight, busy caring her handbag, attending lunches wit those ghetto friends of hers that u don't like, making her breakfast in bed(if she agree to come over) cuddling afterwards...lmao
So my advice to the guys out there is to stay single, nd don't let them know that u like them!!!! But if its already too late, then don't try to fight it, she controls you now... just go wit it.lol

ps - if they read this blog i might be (not) screwed as well

The Bachelor'

Ever since the beginning of the year 2012, I've really been feeling a lot of pressure to get a gf...maybe its coz my whole life, ive had females i could rely on, from my grandma, to my mom...or maybe its coz i feel that i have a lot of love/fun to give and it kinda deserves to go to that ONE special lady...or maybe i'm getting old, and starting to fear dying alone??? wateva the reason, i decided to move on, from my really cool,funny fun, reliable, organised ex, into the unknown.
the flirting I've been doing since then deserves some sort of award,something like 'Mr Flirtatious' or 'Flirter of the year' but pliz note, i wasn't leading them on at all, i made my intentions clear to them from the get-go, it was pure, clean, fun, harmless flirting until i found THE ONE...the one girl i'd be willing to unlearn certain behaviors/habits/things for (wise cousin Prince's words not mine)...someone i'd even be willing to delete bbm, twitter, Facebook for if she asked....kinda like be irrelevant to the rest of the world, become a social network paraya
But i kinda ended up getting in too deep...not literally...though that would have been nice, lol, but these chics started developing feelings for me, who knew that this would happen??? don't answer... that is why i had to leave the social network scene for a bit, and try concentrate on the one girl whose qualities greatly impressed me... don't know how its gonna go..but i'm highly optimistic....